All I Want For Christmas ….
Dear Santa,
I know it's way too early to pen my Christmas wish in September, but I want to make sure I give you sufficient lead time so you can keep those elves run your MRP early.
I’ve been a warrior in the manufacturing wars for more than 30 years and always have been a very good boy. Of course, there was the incident of the cost accountant’s hard drive, the one he used to calculate efficiency/utilization percentages. But no one could prove I was the one who slipped glue into the RAM slots because I was far away by the time it hardened and fused the PC’s innards. (more…)